Saturday, February 14, 2015

Have You Gotten Your Affluenza Shots?

Today a woman came into work and was almost apoplectic with rage... because people with SUV's and pickups were parking in the "compact" zones.

I just wanted to grab her by the collar and yell, "You could be living in fucking Syria right now.  You could be in Mali or Nigeria and being dragged off by Boko Haram.  You could be in fucking Yemen or Somalia.  So shut the fuck up and thank God you live in a place where you can be offended by such tiny, insignificant things."

I didn't do that though.  I just nodded with her and agreed.  After all, it's a cruel world out there and we're all in this together!

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